A Nintendo Switch, of course! There’s a bundle coming out now that includes Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, which is fun for all. 

But what if that kid already has lots of Nintendo Switch games?

Oh, in that case, I guess he can just wait for the next thing to come along. There’s Xbox, there’s Playstation …

What’s that? You like to overpay for amateur hour Android vaporware? And maybe get a z-list celebrity to show up on your podcast?

Well then I guess it’s time to count down to the Intellivision Amico. Be sure to try hard to fake genuine, enthusiastic effusiveness, so you come off like a lunatic.

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