Thumb guy’s greatest hits
Remember when Marion Cyrus Martin said he didn’t take any money from anyone in exchange for his opinions?
Remember when he told everyone that they needed to be nice to each other?
Remember when he went to the Ellen set with his lord and master?
Remember when he got to play Amico before anyone else, and it turned his brain into Swiss cheese?
Remember when he justified his actions by saying he only took small tokens?
Remember when he would apologize, say he would do better, and then repeat his self-destructive cycle all over again?
Once more, with feeling, to the tune of “Powerhouse”