Prepare yourself. You’re going down an Amico rabbit hole so scummy and unreal, it feels like a parody.
Look! A rabbit hole.
I fell in. It took me to this exciting Tweet promising as fantastic investment opportunity:
I felt small. No details to be found. Who is “Tom”, and what is such a game changer?
Thirsty, I drank the liquid. A video!
I felt sleepy.
But what was this very exciting opportunity? Give me details, you Cheshire cat!
The cat grinned:
And he grinned.
And grinned more:
I felt sick.
Watch the video. It’s 100% late night infomercial.
EPILOGUE: I ate a cookie and felt large again.
Tommy is a willing participant.
I wondered if Patel had spliced videos, but NOPE: TT calls him by name.
Spider-Man assembled his Avengers:
His final, unnamed superhero is the co-founder of XBox and he says liked the project so much that he approached them:
Hmmm … Who could that be? The way he builds him up, he must be a huge asset. (for the newbies: that would be J Allard, who nope’d out of Tommy’s Intellivision project, as chronicled here – Editor)
“Over 10,000 pre-sales.” Then brags on $100 deposits because they wanted to be sure they were serious orders.
“I don’t lose.” May need to remember that clip for later.