Nothing beats the Pat entries though. 

Dear Hater Diary, 

Why does Pat hate my video game console? Why does he not love me? He is the NES Punk and I thought a retro console would win over his heart.

I got so mad that I lashed out at him and made fun of his curly hair. I would be lying if I didn’t say I secretly wanted to run my hands through his curls. 

I just don’t understand why he doesn’t give me the attention I feel I deserve.

I just have to stay strong and like the Secret taught me wish his love into existence. Tomorrow will be better. I think I will go play with my friend, the Amico, now.

I totally nailed this journal entry. 

Until next time hater diary… 


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