Nothing beats the Pat entries though.
Dear Hater Diary,
Why does Pat hate my video game console? Why does he not love me? He is the NES Punk and I thought a retro console would win over his heart.
I got so mad that I lashed out at him and made fun of his curly hair. I would be lying if I didn’t say I secretly wanted to run my hands through his curls.
I just don’t understand why he doesn’t give me the attention I feel I deserve.
I just have to stay strong and like the Secret taught me wish his love into existence. Tomorrow will be better. I think I will go play with my friend, the Amico, now.
I totally nailed this journal entry.
Until next time hater diary…