Dear Haters diary,

Today that Beefy bitch didn’t acknowledge me again. I really try to get his attention by following him wherever he posts. I don’t understand why he doesn’t love me. I mean I’m great right? Why doesn’t he care what I think or hangs on my every word? Despite him not caring I can’t stop thinking about him. I’ve started to have dreams again of me and him rolling around in a bed of filet mignons. OEB keeps popping out of a box to watch us. Its heaven when I’m dreaming but I feel hallow when I wake up to find it wasn’t real. Maybe one day I will be able to shed my veganism and get a juicy piece of that Beefy bitch. Thanks for listening hater journal. You are always there for me. PS I totally NAILED this entry!

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