Tommy boy* seems to like to buy stuff. In this shill video from August 2019 (over a year has passed since the very similar video he just posted), you can see the same red pool table, still piled high with his retro shit. I wouldn’t be able to live that way.
*52 years old
Remember kids: it’s who you are, not what you buy. Except for this guy, he’s Puck-Man.
Lara Croft’s polygonal short shorts are permanently attached, in case you were wondering.
R2-D2 is thinking, “let’s burn down this popsicle stand for the insurance money.” C-3PO agrees, and Chewbacca adds, “RARRORRWWORRR,” which means “I don’t want to be here for another goddamned second.”